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Old Mar 31, 2006, 01:32 PM // 13:32   #3241
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*drinks Orange Juice Defiantly*
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Old Mar 31, 2006, 01:37 PM // 13:37   #3242
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*glares and Ecklipze, sips beer*
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Old Mar 31, 2006, 01:52 PM // 13:52   #3243
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Quote:
Originally Posted by I pwnd U
"Thanks Sil!!!! Me love you!!!" *sips beer* "ZOMG NEVER EVER DRINK ORANGE JUICE IN HERE EVER!!!"
"No problem! , I love you too pwnd!"

*drinks spiked coffee*
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Old Mar 31, 2006, 02:51 PM // 14:51   #3244
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*laughs at Sil*
*Hugs Sil as she falls to the floor*
*Sips beer*
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Old Mar 31, 2006, 03:51 PM // 15:51   #3245
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*roundhouse kicks Jiao Yang 3 times*
*takes a Jagerbomb*
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Old Mar 31, 2006, 04:38 PM // 16:38   #3246
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*freezes in the freezer*
*flies up to the ceiling with no gravity*
*head hits the 'top' of the freezer as gravity is reversed*
*falls against the door, pushing it open*
*crashes onto the floor, ice is smashed*
*jumps up*
"Gravity switch? Gimme!"
*runs over and flicks to the 'double gravity' (i.e. two forces pulling) setting*
*everything floats into mid-air*
*glides around*
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Old Mar 31, 2006, 04:49 PM // 16:49   #3247
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*sips beer, kicks jiao off Sil*
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Old Mar 31, 2006, 10:39 PM // 22:39   #3248
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Pwnd, I thank you for changing up your bar room act! =)

As for me,
*Orders up a frosty one*
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Old Mar 31, 2006, 11:14 PM // 23:14   #3249
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ya no problem Sergio

*sips beer, kicks mattman for having a bad avatar*
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Old Apr 01, 2006, 05:35 AM // 05:35   #3250
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*sips beer and stairs blankly at the wall trying to think of which beer to sip next*
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Old Apr 01, 2006, 08:14 AM // 08:14   #3251
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* hey mattman, how much for a joint?
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Old Apr 01, 2006, 08:17 AM // 08:17   #3252
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*turns the switch back to normal gravity*
*everything flies back down to the ground*
"Hmmm...which switch to flick next?"
*light bulb above head*
*runs into the bar movement control room*
*flicks the 'start engines' switch*
*the bar rockets off into space*
"Hold on tight!"
*bar control room breaks away in pressure*
"Well, there's no stopping now!"
*leaves the door open so a few people fall out into space, then closes it*
*floats around the bar*
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Old Apr 01, 2006, 09:21 AM // 09:21   #3253
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**flyes in with a ship, and tractors in the bar room**

**goes over to king Symeon and beats him with a bat** no more blowing off the buldings!
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Old Apr 01, 2006, 09:23 AM // 09:23   #3254
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*introduces space ship tax*
*sips beer*
*reaps the profits of the new tax policy*
'You are to pay me in rabbit food!'
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Old Apr 01, 2006, 09:29 AM // 09:29   #3255
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**gives jiao rabbit food**

**beats Symeon more**
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Old Apr 01, 2006, 09:41 AM // 09:41   #3256
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*introduces beating tax*
*laughs at all the fights in the bar room*
'You are to pay me double rabbit food for beating!'
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Old Apr 01, 2006, 10:08 AM // 10:08   #3257
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**accidentaly swings the bat and hits the rabbit in the crossfire** ops....
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Old Apr 01, 2006, 10:23 AM // 10:23   #3258
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*falls to the floor*
*lets out a cry of pain*
*curses stalker*
*cries*
*reaches for beer*
*collapses before I can take my final sip*
*cries*
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Old Apr 01, 2006, 12:53 PM // 12:53   #3259
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*gets beaten*
*passes out*
*wakes up*
*sees a fight going on nearby*
*dives into the fray*
*beats 'em all up*
*emerges victorious*
*grabs a beer*
*sips it while floating around*
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Old Apr 01, 2006, 04:03 PM // 16:03   #3260
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*runs in circles*
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